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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

homudokas:

do you ever feel like a plastic swag

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